| The Personalites of Tracey and Kevin | ||||||||||||||||||
| Our Budding Friendship |
Imagine you're walking down the crowded hallway of a large high school located in major metropolitan area. Imagine just fighting to survive..as you wade through the conjested hallway.. gasping for a breath.. you see a beautful young lady, bounding toward you. You know there is going to be a collision..it's just too late to get out of the way. As your bodies meet, books go EVERYWHERE...people stop to stare as you begin to scream in a mixture of agony and sexual arousal. Okay..so it's really a shit fuck school..and there wasn't much arousal..but that is how the infamous Phonkley/Tracey eternal friendship began. We started off as bitter enemies. And grew to be friends. Who knows what could have happened..if we had both not met the high standards required for Winn-DickMe employment. For the check out line and Winn-Dixie is where we first put an end to our fued, and began a life long friendship. So we're both gay. But we do enjoy a bit of mutal masturbation. But what friends don't? Our saga doesn't end here. Continue on for more tales of terror. | |||||||||||||||||
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I'm having a bit of a gas problem. But I'm hoping you won't hate for that. A bottle of Pepcid AC will clear this temporary condition right up. There I go again. I hope you can forgive me. It's simply a temporary problem-nothing that a bottle of Pepcid AC won't fix. Any donations? Please forward them to me. Thank you. My hobbies include, but are not limited to: fishing, surfing Tracey is really cool. I love her very much. I would be lost without her. I don't know how I would survive. | Kevin Russell Phonkley Smith | |||||||||||||||||
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